“Didn’t know what to wear to a family lunch. This shirt made sure I’d leave early.”
“Bought one for my brother. He didn’t laugh. That’s how I knew it worked.”
“Honestly, I didn’t get the joke. But people stared. So it’s doing something.”
“My mom said it was rude. I said ‘Thanks, it’s Pepone.’”
“Wasn’t planning on talking to anyone. The shirt did it for me.”
“I wore the ‘Forget her’ shirt on my date. She asked if it was about her. I said yes. Still worth it.”